what they have to say

Posted By: Lyn Angel (Cape Angel Guest House - Cape Town)


A BIG thank you for the most fabulous and memorable evening you created for George and myself. You are such wonderful, talented and loving hosts and you made us feel totally indulged and pampered.


Posted By: Ferdie & Fred (Trojon Guest House - Knysna)


We must thank you for all that you have done to accommodate us, it has surpassed the normal level of service we have encountered on our various travels, you really walked the extra mile for us, well done.


Posted By: Raquel De Castro Maia (Designer)


Just wanted to thank you for a memorable stay. The food was fabulous! The hospitality was unmistakably the best we have ever encountered in South Africa. The hotel itself is wonderful, and we felt we could really relax after a hard day’s work. Last but not least, the show! It must go on! This was our highlight throughout the trip. We loved every moment. Thank you both. Raquel & Colin.


Posted By: Johanna & Cor (Netherlands)


How can we thank you enough for the generosity, kindness and hospitality we received during our short stay. We enjoyed ourselves so much and will certainly remember the terrific performance. Everything is just perfect - your rooms, food and care for your guests. I am sure we will be back soon. A big thanks from all of us. Johanna & Cor, Yoka & John.


Posted By: David Moore (Producer of "Going Nowhere Slowly")


Mark and Jacques have created one of the greatest spots to stay in South Africa. It is as fantastic as Sun City but intimate and insane, as remote as Pofadder but with style and a great sense of fun. It is as hip as the hippest spot and twice as cool. We spent an evening here with the usual Going Nowhere Suspects and Marc Lottering and well, the rest is history. Hard act to follow - a true Karoovian freak show and in the top 10 places of all time on the GNS hit list.



David, Stuart Vivienne, Marc and the entire crew.

Thanks for the Nowhere Overture.


Posted By: Lindile (Daily Dispatch - East London)


I had a blast Mark, and your staff is awesome. I will spread the word about this wonderful place you guys have.


Posted By: Andries Botha


I am always touched when value, love and care are added. Your establishment is such an oasis. May I compliment you for this. I will return to savour this rare quality.


Posted By: Nan & Nowell Barnes - Webb


This takes me back many decades, when every dorp had an institution like this. But this, with the musical entertainment, beats the best! Good luck and voorspoed!!!


Posted By: Marisa


Thank you Mark and Jacques. Great place to relax and recharge. Keep it going!


Posted By: Tom & Marisa van Vuuren


Came to chill out and do nothing and that’s exactly what we got. Many thanks for your hospitality. Had a great rest.


Posted By: Keith & Cheryl Reeves


Thank you for your generous hospitality. You have created something very unique here, a wonderful experience.


Posted By: Mickey & Binkie Osner


An oasis of calm - thank you both for the excellent company and entertainment. We look forward to another performance.

Our Story

Saturday Romantic Getaway Package

Weekend Romantic Getaway

2 night Package

Available every Saturday night.  This package includes: Accommodation, a sundowner cocktail with canapés, Dinner – starters and mains followed by the “Steytlerville Follies” Show – rounding off the evening with a buffet selection of desserts, cheeses, port, coffee. Also included is a generous buffet breakfast on Sunday morning.


R2 520 per couple in a standard room (double bed)

R2 670 per couple in a standard room (twin beds)

R2 940 per couple in a superior room (queen bed)

R3 090 per couple in a superior room (twin beds)

R3 300 per couple in a Deluxe courtyard room (queen bed only & aircon).

R1 710 Single rate in a standard room

All rooms are for double occupancy other than two standard rooms which can be booked at singles.

Twin rooms ( 2 beds ) in both categories are always available.

Should anyone like to come on the Friday night (most popular  – most are booking the two night stay as it allows a whole day to explore the town).

Included is a delectable three course dinner & breakfast on Sat. morning.

The additional costs are:-

Standard room (double bed) – R1,860.00 per couple...Both nights Total = R4,380.00 per couple

Standard room (twin beds) – R2,010.00 ( R1,005.- p.p. sharing )...Both nights Total = R4,680.00  per room ( R2,340.00 p.p. sharing )

Superior room (queen bed) – R2,280 per couple...Both nights Total = R5,220.00 per couple

Superior room (twin beds) – R2,430 ( R1,110 p.p. sharing )...Both nights Total = R5,520.00 per room ( R2,760.00 p.p. sharing )

Superior Deluxe Courtyard room – R2,640 per couple...Both Nights Total = R5,940.00 per couple

Single occupancy (standard room) – R1,380.00...Both nights Total = R3,090.00